Okay, so I wake up on Monday morning (after being high and doped up on Ultram all weekend for a bruised tailbone -- don't ask how I got it) and I have to rub my eyes and use a little Visine because lo and behold, my eyebrows are growing back! But instead of being all smooth and nice and pretty like all my pictures show them, they're all patchy and super-blonde! I got a couple of eyelashes too, but quite frankly I don't look for them to stick around long (plus, I'm quite used to no eyelashes --… Continue