Okay, so I wake up on Monday morning (after being high and doped up on Ultram all weekend for a bruised tailbone -- don't ask how I got it) and I have to rub my eyes and use a little Visine because lo and behold, my eyebrows are growing back! But instead of being all smooth and nice and pretty like all my pictures show them, they're all patchy and super-blonde! I got a couple of eyelashes too, but quite frankly I don't look for them to stick around long (plus, I'm quite used to no eyelashes -- makes putting on eyeliner a lot easier!) So I thought I would let everyone know that I'm excited to see my eyebrows come back -- I finally look like a completed painting!!!

Still working on getting another computer so I don't have to go to the public library to check on you guys -- I'll be back in my usual form soon, I promise!!!

Thanks for all the emails, phone calls, and well wishes -- I miss you guys too and I'll be back in action soon!!!